K-Fed Focused on Parenting; Music World Heaves Sigh of Relief as Parenting World Stands Terrified

Apparently the former Mr. Britney Spears is gonna focus on being a parent.

Which is great and all, really. Lord knows the world needs another so-called "celebrity parent" talking about how hard it is to raise kids with all that money. And hired assistants. And did we mention the money?

I'm really not sure who would make the worse parent here: Britney, with her crazy partying and inability to find suitable undergarments (or spell check), or a man who calls himself "K-Fed" and already has a history of being something of a deadbeat dad.

Really, the winners in this are the children, I think.

~chuck

Song of the Moment: Ryan Adams, "English Girls Approximately"